To whoever jumped to 343,706 in the oasis queue

Got a better chance of getting tickets to my own fuckin funeral at this point

Wembley boxxed ✅ Hope you’re all still enjoying the queue

Imagine getting woken up by your Oasis away alarm

Do Oasis sell out at home games

“Don’t buy touted tickets but we can double the price if we fancy it” Fuckin state of ticketmaster

Since Elon hid likes the whole TL is just tits, minge and AI minge I must follow some seedy seedy men

Who does everyone want supporting Oasis then?

Every time I’m having a great day this fucking video appears

I’ll understand people with a scat fetish before I understand winter fans Absolute freaks

A wise man once said KEEP FUCKIN PUNTIN

“Is that a merc A class on a £299 PCP deal?”