Investors can now sleep well, secure in the knowledge that the company will not need another funding round for quite some time and has enough cash to cover the losses from the actual business operations for the entirety of next week. Or at the very least till Thursday afternoon.

I'm just quickly going to check what my Twitter feed looks like. Surely, the Americans have settled down some by now.

Back in the bad old days of the great financial crisis these two British fellows were the most observant and funniest market commentators. youtube.com/watch?v=tAAI0h…

It is now 21:29 local time in Denmark, so the suspension has been in effect for an hour and 3 minutes if this is accurate.

Things are getting slightly our of hand, are they not?

Anyone got any idea what happend to Andy Constan, since it looks like the account got nuked?

Meet your new instructors.

Strong Kim Jong-Un vibes here with President Trump.

PERPLEXITY IS MAKING IT UP ON VOLUME - INSIDER

Okies The Market Dog seems like today is the day when boring period of stonks flat in Euro terms ends. EUR weaker 0.6% but stonks still up nicely.

MADURO: CARACAS STOCK MARKET IS UP EVEN MORE

“The amazing thing is you look at Portland, and you see fires all over the place…It's like movies you see for the kids, adults also with these bombed out cities”

Any day you wake up and don't find your own obituary in the morning papers is a good one.

DONALD TRUMPKIN, QC: CHINA BECOMING VERY HOSTILE DONALD TRUMPKIN, QC: I WAS TO MEET XI IN TWO WEEKS, NOW SEEMS NO REASON TO DO DONALD TRUMPKIN, QC: I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME

PSA: If your model tells you that the Bitcoin drop last Friday was a once-in-14,000 years event, you might want to check your model.