Don’t worry if you want to be a writer but you find it hard going, or don’t even like it. There’s very little actual writing involved. It’s mostly playing with the dog, and laundry.

Agree. This might be the most depressing tech ad I've ever seen

Lovely thread for a Wednesday afternoon. I'm getting Lost Apothecary vibes... Anybody need a #storyprompt? #amwriting

Faith in humanity restored!! Thank you Reza Sixo Safai

Such a great thread for perfect, unsettling short stories ✨

👀👀👀 LOVE snippets time!! #cheshirenovelprize2024snippets

One of my favorite moments from Clue is Martin Mull serving drinks. Farewell, Colonel Mustard ✊🏼

Sharing because I desperately need this thread and maybe you do too? #mealideas #mealplan

A Faulkner A Hemingway sentence sentence

my favorite twitter is when someone sets up a truly excellent clip with an unexpected yet perfect description

We at the Twitter Loser Colony understand that there are much better sites, but we are too old and anxious to move there. Some of us are also perfectly happy at AOL and some of us still use the terms “glove box” and “bathing suits.” We are doing the best we can.

Couldn’t get Oasis tickets? Fret not, this is the real Manchester big deal 🔥

“Do you have a flavor?” La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”

There’s an interactive exhibit on the third floor that allows visitors to neaten shelves and re-alphabetize vinyl albums while a deadline looms.

when the sales associate tells me the price and i have to pretend i'll think about it

If I was Lego, I would release a special set of Jimmy Carter building a house for Habitat for Humanity and raise the age to 100 just for that set. All profits go to Habitat for Humanity. Total missed opportunity.

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💔 RIP Nick Rivers

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