The life of a millennial: - Graduated into the Great Recession - Entry level jobs required 3 years experience - Pensions replaced by the 401k - Promoted at work meant a 2% raise & 200% more responsibility - Felt stability in life then a pandemic - Highest inflation in 50

Marco Rubio realizing he’s the new Supreme Leader of Iran.

Don't hate me for losing your money. Thank me for generating capital losses for you.

Sometimes I like to open apple.com and then microsoft.com With all the things I don’t like about Apple, I am happy there is a place that never fails to impress me in terms of web design and execution. apple.com/macbook-neo/ is just a beautiful landing

Why must you hurt me in this way

So, some kid called me a boomer today for using ChatGPT and not Claude.

The 20 millionth Bitcoin was mined yesterday. Now there are only one million new Bitcoins to be mined, which will take over 100 years. Decentralized, inflation-proof, global money.

🚨 Stop scrolling. This is the biggest betrayal in tech this year. The company that built its entire reputation on BLOCKING scrapers just shipped the most powerful scraping tool ever made. > Cloudflare just dropped a /crawl endpoint. One API call and you get an entire website

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

This adds up.

Strait of hormuz right now

Straight out of a movie — Lufthansa 747 heading to Frankfurt as the A380 arrives from Munich… Perfect timing at LAX!✈️

Me: *Very gently pushes shower handle 1cm to the left* The shower:

Wow found out today that SFO has its own private security after one of my founders in SF said "What security issues? It took me 20 minutes today." SF is truly different lol

POV how mfs start moving after switching from ChatGPT to Claude

ICE agents when your liquid container is over 3.4 oz