gave mike full custody… just like the ex-wife with the kids

this with a beer, zyn, and sam burns to win it all tomorrow

protest this liberals

sometimes i ponder why it’s called a “pair of sunglasses” when i never wear 2 at the same time. just something to get the brain moving on this slow and sad monday

new hat could be the difference today

“you don’t think, i think. all you do is do” - caddie master to a caddie #golf #based

out on the grind today. told myself I can’t start talking to this girl until i get my game under control. things a man will do to not embarrass himself in front of a woman. #grind #ihateslowplay

ripped driver out of the rough from 260 out. short sided myself and had to flop it. shot hits the pin and rolls to a foot. gotta be the par of the day #based

what happened to pretty cart girls…

sir you cannot park there

transfusion and sunday golf at the beach? someone will be hearing me from tonight

dinner with the family tonight. alligator skin wallet in the back pocket, aviators alongside americas most sought after course. poker chip in case things go south

what’s the read here?

yes i would buy it. yes i would skull fuck/ snap hook it every time but damn it would look great in the bag

It’s 2025 and there’s not a putter in sight. #ijustwannarolesome

happy friday BV. good times, busch limes and a dog that barks at everything he sees

No- you don’t “prefer to walk and carry”. You’re just too cheap to take a caddie.

#shrink push carts

happy friday BV. life is better when it’s simple

there is no better feeling than walking to 8 am business law rocking flip flops, black iced coffee, and a zyn upper left. prove me wrong