My daughter plots her cycle on a witchy moon calendar. She includes our female cat on the chart, noting her behaviour changes. (Yes, there are some). Neither will be comfort eating mans rights activists icecream from Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡

A thread of bittersweet revenge. Personally, the only time I touch Ben & Jerry's UK 🧡 is to rearrange it in my local supermarket to where it is less visible.

"Doodoohead" is a glorious response!

Interesting

I'm so glad I'm vegetarian

I think this man is an excellent father

Such an important reminder

She's absolutely correct. Have some respect, people.

"Don't tell me how I should answer you" I like that phrase. I like it very much.

A timeline cleanse. I hope you enjoy.

It's raining! Hallelujah. Thunder and lightning so bad the cat is hiding under a bed

So many beautiful young men heading to London this week. Have I missed something?

My auntie had a spare set of teeth made from piano ivories. If she wore them in church, Vigilantes taunted her, shoving her in the organ loft and playing chopsticks with 2 fingers on her lips.

Grok is in need of a short reset holiday.