Good job Rudy Gobert

I would put this place out of business on my first visit. Not an exaggeration.

Verdugo quickly turning into my 2011 Russell Martin and by that I mean I have seen every one of his HRs live

When my AC kicks on it makes the exact same sound as the opening chord in Norman Greenbaum’s Spirit in the Sky

Already counting down the days until the IST

Burl

Hmmmmm

Slid. Shorts. Slow pitch softball. Co-ed. Out. Lost by 17.

Just put $0.63 on a credit card

We should standardize the number of belt loops on pants.

Can’t wait for this moron to correct it to resumé

Still true

“There’s only one thing I can control; and that’s my attitude, my effort, and my focus.” -Tim Tebow

Best thing about Mich Ultras is that I’ll only have 52g of carbs tonight

Only a lyrical genius can pull off rhyming tiramisu with tearing my suit

I have seen every home run of Paul DeJong’s career live on television

Siri is hard of hearing.

"Alex Verdugo is on deck"

If egg+cheese with hash browns+hot sauce on an egg everything bagel is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Siri is ESL