I went for two job interviews that I'm not qualified for. I know why I'm applying, but why y'all asking me to come down and chat.

You know Vikrant Massey as Manoj from #12thFail but I know him as Aamir from Dhoom Machao Dhoom.

That's how long I've been a part of his career journey.

DTDC Express Limited delayed my package by 3-4 days. This is an emergency case as it has documents for my visa. Customer support executives aren’t helpful- extremely rude and have disconnected everytime I called.
I have no choice but to post this on this platform. Need urgent assistance!

it's time for delusion o'clock

I thought I was in my 💕✨️💋Rakhi Sawant era 💕✨️💋, but I'm actually in my💀🤬 🔪 Pooja Misra era💀🤬 🔪.

Ducks, frugs and Death.

I miss the days when being catfished on a dating app was my only worry. But now, I gotta worry about being woke fished.

What if Doja Cat 💓 taught us Sex Ed?

Making friends as an adult is a lot harder than sneezing with your eyes open.

I’m a writer because one time an English teacher read my dumb essay to the class as an example of how to write and I’ve been chasing that high of external yet ultimately meaningless validation ever since.

I’ve given up

Proceeds to turn down the brightness instead of turning down the music

ATIF ASLAM IS CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've always defended him, but in this situation i fucking can’t. I thought he was an all round amazing person and now it turns out that he was involved in a scandal that consists of stealing the hearts of innocent people like me.

I went to a club last night and the people there were so young that I could actually feel my body lactating.

How do people have a signature scent when Bath&Body Works exist? Cause I'm out here smelling like Vegas mimosas, Japanese cherry blossoms, Korean fried chicken, your mom and aloha Kiwi passion fruit all at the same time.

Hey (with the intension of letting you hear me spit phlegm out in the morning)

Okay if he can get miss universe then I can happily manifest “SuperGullu”

hey (with the intention of drinking coffee and splitting a cheesecake together)

When the waiters asks me how my food is, should I tell him the truth or say it was good cause my eggs are bland AF and my hashbrowns are missing whatever makes hashbrowns taste good.

My parents are watching #HouseofGucci and I told them that there would be a sex scene in 5 minutes and they should be prepared to fast forward cause I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO WATCH/HEAR IT WITH THEM.
I'm so brave.