Beyonce: “Drop the new music.” Me:

no but at midnight i will turn into a rotten fruit

zendaya’s 1st met gala look is giving ~conceptual~ production of into the woods where the witch is 27 and hot

i’m working late…because i don’t have work/life boundaries

The correct pronunciation of Kamala Harris

sansa if she slayed

the scene in jesus christ superstar with the lepers

recent google searches “how to become a ufologist” “lorde liability gay” “wicked peter dinklage left out”

When a straight person asks if I saw a meme on TikTok that I saw on Twitter 9 months ago

Luigi Frociaggine

nightmare blunt rotation

super saiyan chappell roan

if you missed this you missed out on history Lorde .

need a bad labubunny

BUT I DONT BELONG TO ANYONEEEEEEE

i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re zohran mamdani at the pinkpanthress concert?

i am madame morrible

found out today ofc doesn’t mean “of fucking course” …was always curious about people’s willingness to use in corporate environments