The stuff I’ve got in my drafts, y’all aren’t ready. Not even close

The only real weight u’ll ever lose is when ur coffin gets lowered

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever

Bhai tum log Apna sleep cycle change karo ham log raat ko jagate hain tum log sote ho, Din Ko Soya karo

The only threesome u’ll ever have is u, depression, and failure

Nalla berozgar N!GGA from Pakistan marked himself safe from flood

Only red flag in me is anger issues, other than that, I’m a green forest just don’t start a fire

Don’t worry, life won’t get better. It’ll just get worse in different fonts

I swear I'll always say NOOO to BLACK

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When u die, half the people at ur funeral will just be checking their phones. No one give a yack about u

That was a good time🫰🏻Tilal

Have y’all ever seen an ugly person? Like real ugly, like ugly as shit, face lookin like the before picture never got an after?

Most people didn’t understand this, so let me make it simple: no one buys a car with a damaged engine or one that’s been in accidents. Value isn’t just looks, it’s condition. And let’s be real, nobody flexes about being the 15th owner of a Lamborghini💀

Real Oviedo

u have a face only a mother can love

I need that much of free time in my life

There’s no sound on earth louder than accidentally touching a spoon in the kitchen at 12am

This country is getting worse day by day📉

Thank u Anjum & Yunus 🤍EXES🎶🫰🏻