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SquintyNoodle

@squintynoodle

🇨🇦. The mandates were wrong. Nobody's born in the wrong body. Thank you, Truckers! Politically homeless but Trudeau Must Go. Adult Human Female.

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calendar_today25-10-2021 16:54:57

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The George Floyd riots where people died were also “fiery but mostly peaceful.” Meanwhile, the Freedom Convoy protest where families enjoyed camaraderie with fellow Canadians, homeless were fed, & streets were cleaned was a terrorist attack, apparently. 🤡

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Crazy idea here, but if the men need to be *checks notes* taught as adults not to rape women, then maybe they’re not the quality type of people who should be allowed in. Maybe? 🤔

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I called him out for being a man pretending to be a woman (zoom into his profile pic) and he got mad & blocked me. Truth hurts! 🤣

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Heeeeere we go again. Teachers who agreed to salaried pay where they are well compensated, plus almost 3 months vacay per yr, plus pension, plus generous benefits are apparently “working for free” right now. 🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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I get being snarky sometimes but do better w/ a mutual follow. Condescending to me & calling me “sunshine” will get you a block. Also, you look like an idiot when you’re arguing off topic, about something I never said.

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This is how nuts the west is. I couldn’t tell if this was a joke or not. It is. Parody account. But it’s almost impossible to tell these days.

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Between this, donuts swarming with flies, and the blatant hatred for Canadians, particularly Canadian youth, evident through their hiring practices, why does Tim Hortons still get business at all?

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This is the excuse for why it’s ok to beat W for not wearing a hijab. Politicians keep crying about “increasing Islamophobia” but ignore the mindset they’re importing by the millions. What happens when ppl w/ this attitude become politicians & lawmakers here?

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My baby boys are now 19 and 17, but they still come looking for me and Mr. Squinty every night before they go to bed to say goodnight. I am a grateful mom. 🥹❤️

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A long lost childhood friend re-connected w/ me on FB a few yrs ago. He apologized if he’d ever been racist toward me. I said no, he’d always been kind. (True.) He couldn’t stop apologizing. Nice guy, but Leftism broke his brain.

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I just jumped a mile because Hubs suddenly screamed in incredulity, “Why is everyone on X saying Singh breaking the coalition is nothing but a PR stunt??” Poor guy badly wants a Fall election. I love him so much.😂❤️

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Let me know if I’m wrong: As a woman in 🇨🇦, I can be called a c*nt, b*tch, wh*re, or any other kind of putrid name, & that’s fine. But if I call a man a “he” or “him” when he thinks he’s a woman, I can be charged w/ a hate crime. Have I got that right?

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This reminds me of when I was in high school & just learned Muslims don’t eat pork. I told my mom and her response was, “Not if they don’t know.” What? 😂

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Mr. Squinty has been muttering, “Motherf*cker” all morning. It’s finally sunk in that Jagmeet’s breaking of the coalition was all for show. There will be no Fall election. My poor husband. 💔

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Twitterverse, do your thing & help find this pervert who unabashedly posts about m*lesting his little sister. Anyone who knows this man, please get in touch with MaryCate - she is leading the charge to save the child.