Slappy I think it might be time you stopped watching our show and got some mental help...

Just because I didn't make it clear, this account is run by the same person as the Slappy Laszlo account. So while I'm being freaky for Patrick, I'm gonna try to be his sister as well. Anyways, goodnight to everyone!

Uhh... mom, who is this lady?

It's pizza night at the Star family home! Yum yum! Who wants a slice!?

I know this account is much smaller then my main one, but I want to draw some more attention to this message. Not for attention for me, but because this is truly one of the most important, and most tragic days in American history. Never forget, everyone.

Amy Lewis I don't expect any reply to tagging you in a tweet, but your the only SB crew member I have ever spoken to so it's worth a shot. But would you know at all why Season 14 may have been split into 2 seasons? Is the show coming to an end or is it just coincidental?

Today on The Patrick Show! we're dressing up like safari animals! Isn't that right, Patrick? *elephant noises*

Well looks like no one wanted any of last night's pizza... hmm... does anyone want some of mom's trasherole?

Patrick popped? Oh great... how are we gonna film today's episode now...

Goodnight everyone

Me, Patrick, and Ouchie just set the local home for zoophiles on fire. Better wear some eye protection... this won't be pretty...

Meeeet... Super Squidina! Doo doo doo doo doo it's Super Squidina- Oh yeahhhhhh!!! Huh? What do you mean I have autism?

On today's episode of The Patrick Show! we're going to learn the magic of computer editing! And as a treat, Grandpat will show us how to turn into a carrot! You won't wanna miss it!

EvanTube dawg where did the years go... feels like yesterday I was watching this video as a kid

Patrick, careful with that thing!

Today on the Patrick Show we're going to be playing with neon lights! Thank you Grandpat for setting up for us!

Anyone want to join me, Patrick, and Grandpat for a game of golf?!

These tentacles extensions are really working. Look how tall I am now!

Behold my new cute version of Patrick! I call him Patty-Poo!