The St. Louis Cardinals are currently on pace to win 52 games. The Cardinals have not won 52 or fewer games in a full length season since 1898. They were also called the St. Louis Browns back then. #STLCards

You know what Nolan? Flip the script. Just flip a coin and swing when it lands on heads. #STLCards

Part of me just wants to see how bad it can get before management does anything at all. #STLCards

Even if we ignore that he got the score wrong, he essentially just admitted to giving up

Thought we weren't using this guy in any high-leverage situations anymore? #STLCards

Hi, I’m "In Play, Out", and we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together. #STLCards

The absolute only positive of us sucking this bad is I get to call my dad and have a "you seein' this?" convo #STLCards

The Cards are up 3-0, Waino pitching, not a cloud on the horizon. UNTIL.. who will the reliever be? Hicks or Gallegos. #STLCards

Waino really is making me feel recklessly optimistic about the season again. #stlcards

New theory, Arenado's hitting skills were stolen by a team of baseball playing aliens. #stlcards

Austin Gomber on days when the Cardinals won: 0-4, 12.12 ERA. On days when the Cardinals lost: 3-0, 1.59 ERA Did the Rockies win the trade? Did Gomber discover an eldritch ritual to steal his former team's devil magic? many people are saying #STLCards

we look so lost #AFLPowerDons

That was one of the worst passages of play I’ve seen #AFLPowerDons

why kick a goal, when we can kick another behind! #AFLPowerDons

Holy shit it keeps getting worse

I’m ready for whatever stupid way they plan to lose today #STLCards

Why are norf given 3 business days to dispose of the ball? #AFLNorthPower

“We agreed to pay a wildcard coach $30 million, we gotta get the bag or my career is over.”

The 2023 Oakland A's are on pace to win less games than the 2020 Oakland A's. The 2020 team only played 70 games because of the coronavirus pandemic and went 36-24. The current team is 10-43 and is on pace for 32-130. That's incredible.