I wanna be stuffed like this burrito 🌯 😩

Just got double-stuffed 😼🌋🎉

I... can't believe I'm saying this.. I love my frat bro girlfriend 🥵😭

My organizational autism peaked

She blew out my back then opened a credit card.... Is this love, chat?

It's that time of the year. My 2024 spotify wrapped sassy squad 🖤✨

Came 9 times today... lemme just say, I've now seen the gates of heaven 🫠😇🙏 (hands free), amen 🛐💒

Lil bro couldn't even push a single tower

Outed my dad as a child pred to the adoption agency to save a child lfg 💪

I don't keep up with football but I could be a team's emotional support femboy

Taking out my piercings

I love pokemon

I graduated chat

How I feel removing chasers from my following