Peter Griffin: "this is like that time I trusted Donald Trump not to bomb Iran"

The American right that have bought and paid for Reform and Wes Streeting.

Politics is so lazy you're not supposed to say "TO A BIGGER HOUSE" until a few years later when everyone agrees it was wrong.

There are phrases in here I thought I'd never see.

The Shockmaster!

This is a genuine example of remarkable wastage. He can do this all by himself.

For the fellas who think pretending to be a child and classing yourself as a Peado Hunter isn't quite dodgy enough.

Saying growth instead of having any political ideas or acumen.

Can't wait for the round of podcasts where Hogan claims to have met God and told him "this doesn't work for me brother".

A lie and three non tangible things. Fucking hell.

Somebody get The Toolmaker's Son on the phone, he stole your gimmick of pretending to do things!

Aside from the obvious question as to why we keep giving this maniacal freak a platform in this country, why is she dressed and shaped like the goombas from the Bob Hoskins Mario Brothers film?

I'm putting together a team..

Stamer running over desks and people toward Parliament. Purses lips, swallows hard. "Now we have to stop it!"

I checked.

Absolutely better have Frimpong in there as a swerve Liverpool FC

She's been a headteacher (at a school she founded lol) for over a decade. I have yet to see one interview or snippet where a former pupil thanks her for what she did for them. 🤔

I was perfectly happy with having a break from football but I really want to see #LFC play like right now.