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Is there a term for a group of DBAs? If not, I'd like to propose: A performance of DBAs.

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I'm setting this up as an auto reply from now on.

My cat's not doing well and I went to Wendy's because I didn't have the energy to cook, and I gotta say this was a little on the nose

When did "social cues" become a thing?!?

#sqlhelp Has anyone figured out a way to change the time zone setting on an Azure Managed Instance? I know the documentation says it's not possible, I'm just hoping it's wrong or out of date or maybe someone figured out a hack?

Glorious Wednesday Morning to you all. Have cheer:

If you are a dreamer, come in, If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ... If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire For we have some Flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in! Shel Silverstine

#sqlhelp Does anyone know of any downsides to using OPTIMIZE_FOR_SEQUENTIAL_KEY?

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Me almost every day at around 3am.

Happy birthday to the tweet of the decade

Two of my favorite speakers! I will say, every time I go to one of Erik's sessions, I learn something useful. Highly recommend.

You are having way too much fun Crisis of Conscience 😂😂