If you have an android phone and don't want the government disturbing the peace of your Sunday afternoon, or making you alarmed so they can control you more easily, or pretending they care about your safety and know what's best for you: Here is how you turn emergency alerts off.

When the government, The Met Office and any other loons tell you it is the climate that causes localised flooding.

Hamid Patel, UK's education watchdog.

It's not an exaggeration to say many Councils are close to collapse. Basic services like regularly emptying bins are just not being done by them. Many Councils are badly managed and spend 20%+ of Council tax on their own pensions - this extravagance needs to stop.

This is evidence as to the reality that British population is not ~70m but closer to 80m.

THE FIRST DUTY OF ANY GOVERNMENT IS THE SAFETY OF THE PEOPLE - Why are we allowing in undocumented fighting age men? CCTV footage captures a shocking incident in a quiet family’s front garden. A migrant is seen getting off a children’s slide while holding a tennis racket. The

They're laughing at us.

Your new Minister for Farming. Unfortunately she has absolutely NO experience of farming (or any other real-world job) Just a PPE degree and lots of roles in Trades Unions and quangos…..

What real emergency are you preparing us for? Because you are actively enabling the real emergency of scores of men breaking into the country from parts of the world that hate The West

The Government emergency alert system should only be used to warn the public when a member of the Labour Government is nearby

An incredible guard of honour for Geraint Thomas ahead of the final stage of his career 👏👏👏 Wonderful scenes to kick off the #ToBM finale in Newport 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

We already have a national emergency. It’s your government.

Anyone else in Southampton see this today? 🤷‍♂️

POV: Realizing I have to go back to work tomorrow morning

Complete shit show.

Everything you need to know in one picture.

“What’s going to happen to Electric Vehicles in 10 years time - are we just going to scrap them?” Mechanic poses perfectly valid question.

What kind of disaster is the Government planning for that they need to send us all a text?

There is no added marginal benefit for the UK trying to improve climate change. Because there isn't some magical wall that prevents the UK's climate from changing when China and India et al pump out emissions at the rate they do. Instead we are just punishing ourselves.