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We tried to build a Q2 content strategy. The strategy built back. Then someone (we all know who) sprayed Explona on the roadmap. The roadmap caught fire. We’re back. Possibly radioactive.Slightly traumatized. But something’s coming.Might be a signal from space. What could it be?