“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ohhh someone has never had a crab rangoon or perhaps 20 crab rangoons in one sitting

I should be doing this instead of working

Don't know if I'd make the same jokes about bribery if I were Cuomo

Snagged a copy at the local library!

The mayor clarified the whistles are for female reporters who may have to interview Andrew Cuomo, who was accused by multiple women of sexual misconduct nytimes.com/interactive/20… (The mayor has also been accused of sexual assault. apnews.com/article/eric-a…)

how do I get guest list to the apartment balcony above MoMA PS1

I saw this yesterday and haven’t stopped thinking about it

in brooklyn bridge park making my husband watch me do cartwheels

this rules so hard I am and will always be in awe of NYC-DSA 🌹’s electoral project

ZOHRAN MAMDANI NO SURRENDER 4 DAY WORK WEEK 3 DAY BENDER

You’re allowed to take an edible at 6am. We live in Hell who gives a shit

my new coworker from north carolina just told me he’s never had an iced coffee? wtf is going on down south

You better stop writing this #ad on that nice leather #Couch. In your little #Slippers. Sippin’ that #tea you put way too much #honey in.

finally doing something useful

packing for my trip tomorrow and becoming increasingly more insane by the minute. however happy to announce all things are possible through half a klonopin who strengthens me.

Breakfast Club host Charlamagne says of Hakeem Jeffries: "I call him AIPAC Shakur." "I just don't think he stands for anything."

good morning tommy woke me up at 7:30 to get under the blankets and cuddle

Male influencer assholes telling young guys they can break out of crippling loneliness by being weird misogynists, no brother you just got to have an 11 month period of being way too into oo girl shock me like electric eal song - let it consume you be it breathe it

on his way to sleep in his grandparents closet and explore the backyard on the vineyard