Why did they call it Onward and not The Brotherhood Of the Traveling Pants?

How to pitch a CTV show: “Ok so remember Firefly? So someone from that is in it.” Ps this is not a criticism.

My favourite thing about #FalconAndTheWinterSoldier is that it’s secretly a My Name is Earl reboot

Being a server is just wandering around muttering “ok” to yourself until you die.

Saw a thing that was like “When I see people in an open relationship I can’t help but wonder who wanted it and who cries about it” and I can’t help but ask the same thing about marriage and children.

Also hey, get vaccinated. If you know me and disagree, speak up. I’d like to talk to you

Petition to change Dundas West station to Donda West Station

Every episode of Ted Lasso:

Yes, I still drink Kool Aid. And yes, Sharkleberry Fin is the best flavour

Remember, remember, the 21st night of September

Z’s are just evil S’s

Imagine if the halftime show was all Rakuten covers

Also, if you’ve ever wondered what the male version of a bridezilla is, it’s a dude at a bar on Super Bowl Sunday

1 minute left. Behind by 3. Joe Burrow:

Do you think Tik Tokkers have the same feeling, when they find a new viral song, as movie trailer editors had when they found The Heavy’s “How you Like Me Now”?

When you correct something you wrote in pen by just writing the correct thing darker overtop, it has the same energy as someone’s eyeliner running because they’ve been crying. I don’t make the rules

Hey MARVEL SNAP I got signed out of my account and lost all of my progress. How do I get that back?

To whichever evil wizard cast “Swarm of Drunk Teenagers” on the subway today: fuck you