I thought we agreed after the breakup that you wouldn’t tell anyone about the size of it!

21! 😉

You 10 years ago.

My wee white arse would be an absolute fucking blur as I gave her the best 30 seconds of my life!

Inside!

Passing through this morning on the way down south, on this stop and more importantly in this station I can’t help but think about Paul B Lyons. who is also on a short stop off in his journey, keep the chin up big man your next train will depart soon and you will be back on track.

This is how that wee stool that stops your pizza from from getting squashed in the box is made.

Same here to be fair, my sister is hoachin’!

Hull?

Daizen is so quick he has completed a two match ban in 90 minutes.

This is what happens when they run out of 5 litre bottles of hand sanitiser.

So, a bag!?

St Mirren fans singing “you’re not getting sacked in the morning” to wind up the few Huns that have stayed to the end purely just to boo the baldy walloper! 😂

So I take it Fenerbahçe will now be hiring Clement as chief tactical advisor to 3 time English Premiership and 2 time champions league winner Jose Mourinho?

Hun Fandango Tonic Winers!

Pierce/peel back film lid is the worst piece of advice you could be given when heating up any saucy food, they only tell you to do it so that you don’t burn yourself with the burst of steam when you open it hot! So stop doing it, keep the moisture in, open it carefully & enjoy.

Coming soon to ITV4

I did apply for the Pope gig, turns out it’s who you know!

Fucked it.

Watch this and tell me that the dream isn’t that Liam spits the dummy before your Oasis concert and Noel ends up doing all the singing?!?! archive.org/details/oasis-…