Premier league away days, don’t you just know it 😎 #SAFC

I like it.

Wish me cock was as thick as this bloke

🤩 Imagine these two leading the line together! @PremierLeague legends representing #SAFC in the States 🇺🇸

Matty Cash. Your days are numbered.

Goal. [1-2] 90'

Good evening Newcastle United football club

One ticket needed for United away on Saturday #SAFC

Still after one spare for tomorra 🙏🏻#SAFC

ROBIN ROEFS IN GOALLLL #safc

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis has eaten Ange Postecoglou!

Closed my Barclays Bank account, I WILL NOT help fund those lot. Bloke on the phone said they’d had loads do the same. FTM 6inarow

Everything thats just boring with these lot, fans are shite at home dipping after they get the caps then give the manager jip when he says something that’s true. Club over country every day of the week and twice on a Sunday, bunch of idiots.

They haven’t played anyone yet

Corker.

We havent played anyone yet

Hello mighty mag, how is the gap?

Alex Neil to Stoke vibes this Rob Edwards situation at Boro