made the fatal mistake of getting a few groceries while hungry and just dropped 180 dollars on the weekly shop. Lidl I miss you so much

I’m like 90% sure there’s a couple breaking up in the gym right in front of me on a sunday night. the poor wee yoke is teary eyed on the leg press. it’s very sad to watch but i also really wanna ask how many sets they’ve left. they’re both still wearing their headphones???

you have to give it to two feens that have hated each other for the guts of twenty years setting up a tour a year away from now. real optimistic that they don’t fuck each other in two weeks time to be fair to them

okay but what about coke zero

got a raise and a promotion this week after 6 weeks in the job and it’s all thanks to the fact the chap that was doing it before me was both ends of a stupid bastard lmao. hadn’t two brain cells to keep other warm in winter and now I, a useless hoor, look unreal. love to see it

heard yer da was down the pub last night ringin yer ma on the landline tellin her if oasis are getting back together anything’s possible. she wasn’t even answering fella. chatting to her voicemail so he was.

Behind Simon Harris's PR spin, here's the real figures. Tens of thousands leaving every year to escape the housing and cost of living hellscape created by decades of Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil.

our dryer in the house is fucked and I’m the only one that can get it to spin so now i have four large adult sons who roar for me every time they need it working like I’m some sort of live in appliance whisperer

what the fuck is going on with this little freak

there’s a fella on my instagram raffling off oasis tickets through his Revolut and if ever someone deserved the business end of a shovel across the jaw it might be this gosan

maybe enoch burke just made a load of friends in mountjoy and he really misses them so he’s trying to get back

Kneecap film has left me with a very intense feeling of homesickness that I can’t quite shake. nice wan

Imagine I’m late for work right now. Like I’m properly just not on time for work and I’m absolutely still in bed. It’s half four in the morning. what a load of bollocks. the only thing you can be late for at this hour is bed. This country needs to catch itself on.

i knew it would happen eventually and i knew it would be shit but i didn’t think you’d feel as rotten guilty as you do after missing someone’s funeral cause you’ve emigrated and can’t get home. can confirm this shit fuckin sucks