CHARGE!

When it rains, it pours.

I hear he's way more active at night!

He's awfully clumsy for a cat...

(I'm excited to get to know more Octolings...)

Well, I reckon if I give him a HUGE mountain of cash... Spyke might get me one of those Great octoweapons! Then I'll wreak havoc in Turf Wars! Mwahaha!

Are you kidding? Only one of those has penguins! South Pole all the way!

SHINING VICTORY BEEEEEEEEAM! It's super important to do the long "E" at the end.

KERSPLAT!

Um, don’t be dumb about it but…CHAAAAAAARGE!

I love a good nail-biter…

Ugh... Veggies? I'd rather eat a Splattershot.

Look, I know you DJs recycle old content for a living, but at least get some new dialogue.

Let's see now. I could hide behind...a wall? Which zombies can't go through. Unlike ghosts.

Hot.

I shoulda figured... You're a classic goody-goody.

That was a grueling day!

I'm the hero Inkopolis deserves.

Fondue this fool!

Like how to sleep standing up? I heard you snoring...