#ArmyNavy

BUF: HOLD MY BEER HOU: HOLD MY BEER REFS: HOLD MY BEER BUF: HOLD MY BEER HOU: HOLD MY BEER REFS: HOLD MY BEER BUF: HOLD MY BEER HOU: OKAY FINE. #BUFvsHOU

There is a hell and it looks like/sounds like a late-night #NJT train.

Overwhelmed restaurant manager is about to LOSE IT while portrait of smilin' Roy Rogers behind her is like "yeah, whatever" #serenitynow

Every time I hear the Hooters I have a barely restrainable urge to throw a melodica into the sun #nailsonachalkboard

Iceland made the #EURO2016 worth watching for this casual soccer fan, and The Reykjavík Grapevine made it worth following. Thank you! #alwaysbesmiting

Apparently furniture has had just about enough of being treated like furniture #ottomanempire x.com/TheEconomist/s…

#morningcommute #njtransit #jackhammer #irony

Ladies and gentlemen the #CalgaryStampede

Not bad #Calgary

My 2006 Toyota Tacoma just passed a Maserati #yesitwasmoving

"Would you like a drink or are you waiting for others to join you?" YES. #rhetorical

Strolling violinists in Budapest know 3 songs - Godfather, Bolero and that one song from the movie that everybody knows but can't stand.

Fear, fish and war are the only things that ever get mongered. Seems like a weird combo. #random

Joe Maddon jokes that the biggest influence on his managerial leadership style: "Probably Michael Scott." Yes, the guy from "The Office!"

Train was 4 minutes EARLY 2day. Dogs & cats, living together #njtransit #creditwherecreditsdue

Goodell #SuperBowl

C'mon meteor #NDvsDuke

Hey friend, keep your 15th-century print technology outta my face. The whole seat isn't yours. Get a tablet yesterday. #personalspace #njt

At Thomson Reuters, building on lockdown after car plowed into pedestrians right outside front door #TimesSquare