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Experienced outdoorsmen know that mountains ebb and flow like oceans. Somedays they rage against you in their steepness and other days they are calm and tranquil.

My yard is rocks & wildflowers (tastefully landscaped of course) and I appreciate the lack of maintenance while I’m busy with work and family… but my toddler is so impressed watching the neighbor dad mowing that I’m feeling like I gotta put some grass down to not be a loser.

Using micro-commitments, scarcity and time pressure to get my toddler into the bath.

Before looking at who posted this I assumed it was Pine Baron

A big part of the rage over the Sydney Sweeney ad is that they realized straight men made it. I've spent my whole career in marketing & it was effectively illegal for someone like me to run a prestige campaign on behalf of a publicly traded company. That's finally changing...

“Now I ain’t some big city politician. When the fine people of Louisiana sent me to DC I swore that I would uphold three core principles. JDAMS for Israel, preserving the carried interest loophole, and making sure male pages are NDAed when members get handsy in the cloak room”

I know this is yet another thing that reveals me as a spiritual boomer but I can not possibly see the appeal of this when I can take a real rifle up into the Rockies and shoot targets and do drills with my friends.

Rare archival footage from an Afghan war vet of a Pashtun police commander performing a ritual duet with his boy wife, which demonstrates status to the assembled troops.

The longer your career lasts, the more valuable not crashing out becomes. You have to compete, but sometimes you do see competition flame out from a divorce, a fit of rage, a bender, an ayahuasca "awakening"... You dont have to win every day so long as you avoid the big loss.

I remember when I started writing copy I thought everyone else was so far ahead of me. (They were.) But I just stayed the course on focused on building my business, not worried about what everyone else was doing. Over time, many of my competitors imploded, get out of the

Oh man I need that HOA patch.

Seize control of your HOA board. Become the Lee Kwan Yew of White Oak Lane. Place liens on your neighbors who use gas leaf blowers during toddler nap time. Impound the Kia that is beyond 6 inches from the curb. Expand your authority to all of District 4. Own your destiny.

For all the problems with American democracy, parliamentary democracy seems infinitely worse. England has been completely hacked by a low testosterone bureaucratic dictatorship and there is no possible way to democratically fix it. It is perfectly legitimate by their own rules.

The Chapo Trap House phenomenon was so insane. A bunch of late thirties semi-employed children of Brooklyn millionaires who were geographically and economically insulated from the failures of the Obama era start a hit podcast where they spend 99% of the time on sneering

It’s weird to see millionaire as a qualifier now. I guess it meant something in the 90s. I’m a millionaire and I’m barely upper middle class. If i want my kid to go to a school where he won’t be bullied by MS-13 I gotta keep working 60 hour weeks.

While he is part of the reason I carry a gun in my yard, I have come to miss his visits to my property. A noble creature and I would only hurt him if he came near the toddler or my wife. I’m sitting on my back deck now with a scotch and hoping he visits.

This is not a “major cheat code,” this is business slop. We gotta stop this stuff, man. Nobody cares. And if a coworker hands you a little 18-point checklist of all their specific quirks and preferences it should be legal to give them a swirly immediately

At the "8 hour playlist of Black Metal" stage of trying to finish this damn marketing campaign.

Overheard on the Metro: "Marxism is the opiate of the lasses."