To my many disc golf friends, I am quite disenchanted with the sport at the moment. I don’t think I’m done for good, but definitely taking a break from playing for a long while. I have run into several people who just make the thought of even playing my own home course miserable.

I’m so annoying.

You guys are great. I’m sure there aren’t many people who genuinely look forward to opening this app, but for the most part, I do. Thank you for the fun.

🤩🤩🤩

I’m gonna have an Italian Ice. This tweet’s sponsored by Ran Disc Golf.

Filming the Phoenix Ladies Open today ft. ShankedDG 🤙

The way this caption made me cackle in the middle of In-N-Out.

I love that Family Guy really just took the Staples Center and said: Quahog Arena. I know what you’re thinking. No. You’re incorrect.

Built like a peanut M&M’S, baby.

Ya’ll got 48 hours to decide what I’m getting for my birthday. DMs, Cashapp, Venmo, Carrier Pigeon, ACH transfer, I’ll drive to you for 50¢. I can’t wait to post my terrible baseball swings here on Saturday.

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY. Please forward all topless photos to my DMs. Especially you Terry Miller

Hello, Phoenix.

Got me a new AB jersey, water bottle and a Luna Battle pack from my oldest homies, OTB Discs! Happy birthday to meeee.

Hey, *Baseball Chickie!*. Pick you up at 8?

Happy Danksgiving! 🦃

Is there a pre-worn hoodie business? I’ll wear this hoodie all winter with regular washes and care and then ship it to you for $50. It’ll be the “Boyfriend Hoodie.” 🤣🤣🤣

Happy Thanksgiving from my high ass. Thanks, ~LadyD 💀🖤 for the inspiration on this random thought for your day.

We got a 1 of 250 set for our Discraft Disc Golf Battle Pack!

I’ve been making so many typos on here lately. It’s embarrassing.

This girl been sending mixed signals reeeeal bad. Hit her with a “homie” today.