Here’s the deal— no matter what it is, don’t listen to those people. Embrace the hobbies that make you happy. Life is too short to not embrace something you’re passionate about. Happy Sunday!!

#SaveSanditon Squad, we hear you and we’re doing what we can. Please could you retweet this to let us know how many of you there are so we can make a case for a new season? P.S. Don’t use multiple accounts or we’ll get in trouble

Word to the wise: don't watch scary movies with Brent D. Payne. He will scare you for the rest of the night! #Bastard

@FUNomenalMe: the 1st. He wanted to watch the 2nd right after, but is now cut off from choosing because he's acting like a demon. :)

Do you know what's great about marriage? It's an endless sleepover with your best friend, for the rest of your lives. #MarinaQuote

Our flight has been delayed by 6 hours, and we have resorted to playing with Muppets in the Red Carpet Lounge.

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Nothing like Duck Sauce Barbara Streisand blasting outside at 8:35am. #FB #g+

Notes from SEO 2012: What still works. #SESSF

Addicted to SPAM. :-(. #SESSF

Now that Brent D. Payne is back on Twitter, I actually had to download the app again. #Painintheass

OH: What's worse than a fart? A curdled fart. #SoGross

OH: It's not considered necrophilia if the body is still warm. #Disgusting

Why do people tailgate at Six Flags? #WTF