We're talking about HTML here so behind the curtain it's probably shit code, but whoa man. Stuff of dreams, imagine uploading a chicken scratch sketch into dreamweaver and having a site. Can't wait to see how fashioning your v own custom algorithm will echo soon and it's 🤯💖😬

I'm watching the new Luther movie on Netflix, and he throws a guy in a chair and says "I need you to SIT THERE and do NOTHING silly." and now I will use this on my children

colored Carissa's lineart of her popple oc, as a "canon" popple, Puffball! this was soo fun! we grew up drawing together so our styles are similar, & it was so comfy to color this!

Redid my mantle today for the warm season after a trip to the art store.

If you see this tweet, quote tweet it with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.

I did not style my hair today. I had one zoom meeting when I needed to be on camera. I looked different, so I was asked if I had gotten a fade. No, I just didn't do my hair because I'm 💀 this week, thank you 🙏

so apparently there's a vaccine for utis now AND you can get the hpv vaccine even if you're up to 45 years old and these two things are not universal knowledge so, y'know, just putting that out there

Feel like this works for me on this particular social network.

Spreading the good word 🙇🏻‍♀️

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work

Just wow 🤯 I had no idea "making fun" on Netflix was this bad

I have nothing to say anymore, but I would probably die to experience Odesza - The Last Goodbye in Omnia in Vegas. Saw Zedd there once, I think lol - it was like a spaceship, Odesza would be divine 🙌

oh hell, just saw how PDA isn't "persistent demand for autonomy" that it's more "perceived denial of autonomy" and now I'm done Fuck it lol

Are you wide awake, counting the stars? Or just lying, lying in the dark?

lol I try to get a friend on my algorithm, two weeks in advance we know the reels delay - load the app and WTF an old coworker is top of feed, cringe marketing video on repeat, and all I want to comment is THIS IS NOT DEMURE

I'm aware that I can't talk shit, but good God man. I want to shake them into reality, EMPATHY, for themselves if anything. Ugh. ADHD is not a fun quirky marketing tactic, neurodiversity is a bitch and anyone telling you otherwise is selling you something.