i want more "run errands with me" friends. no i do not want to spend $85 on a dinner to catch up. but i will go to costco and an estate sale with you and then some tacos

i think about the man who owns arizona ice tea at least once a day bc he really blew my mind when he said that he's not raising prices bc there's no need to, theyre making good money

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

“The hoops to earn checking rewards might be hard to satisfy month after month, and what you actually earn might not be worth the effort," says Spencer Tierney, #banking specialist at NerdWallet. Spencer Tierney marketwatch.com/picks/yes-you-…

“Who was Prime Minister when Queen Elizabeth died” is going to be a god-tier trivia question in like 20 years.

Shout-out to our musical collaborator, the multi-talented synthlord Dev Bhat 👑🎹 🙌. Dev’s stationed with us behind keys, beats, loops, and pedals to create the live soundtrack for each Club Chicxulub performance. We couldn’t produce our shows without him!⁣ 🦖☄️💥🌟⁣

Oof.

Samantha Darby A family with a very excited 3 year old arrived at my polling place for primaries at the same time as I did. The same kid was in tears as they left. I overheard his mother trying to explain, “Vote is with a V. Boat is with a B.” The kid was devastated that there were no boats.

that's what you all get for not liking my tweets

That awkward moment when the customer support hold music ends: Me: 👀 Hold music: 👀 Me: 👀 Hold music: We apologize for the longer than expected hold time. Your call is...

Thanks for writing such a beautiful book, Emil DeAndreis!

ATTN: Today the 38 Geary is going where it wants to.

I'm seeing a lot of tweets about preferences for text-focused social media and yeah, same. I read the news, the hot takes, the newsletters (mostly poets & authors). It'll be hard to find a Twitter replacement until there's critical mass at the friend level

Mary Shelley did try to warn us about hubristic STEM bros who make strange, impulsive experiments and then watch helplessly as their creation destroys itself at the expense of ordinary people.

Certificates of deposit are in the financial spotlight this year. The best CD rates are higher than 4% annual percentage yield even for one-year terms, which is worlds better than they were years and even months ago. Spencer Tierney breaks down the 5 key numbers to know about CDs⬇️

Weirdest days in SF weather history: - The orange day (2020) - The day it reached 106F (2017) - Whatever this is

Well damn this is depressing. Mexican Gothic is really good & deserves better. (And if you don't know why American Dirt is a culturally detrimental book, I suggest reading latimes.com/entertainment-…)

“Do not assume that because your college or university partners with a bank, that bank is offering you a good deal,” Aaron Klein said in an email. Via Spencer Tierney for NerdWallet: brook.gs/3BVcxNM