My goodness

Dear Algorithm, Let's kiss. Yours truly, Spence

Good luck!

I eat garbage

Please do not elect RFK Jr to anything ever please. Yeah, sure, he's unqualified. But he'll also be required to speak publicly, and he sounds like a morbidly sick dog trying to growl through a desk fan. I don't need to hear that. I already have nightmares.

All these plane crashes are a deep state conspiracy to make President Trump look bad!!!!!!!!! Wanted to call it first.

Y'all liked seeing The Thing suck on his rock hard finger didn't you

Kanye is back seeking more attention. And you're going to give it to him.

Has anyone checked on Billy Bob? Is he ok? What did he think of the Super Bowl halftime show?

Shout out to Philly for surviving their team's Super Bowl win.

I've got a confession: I've never liked a Super Bowl halftime show.

Bring back "dingus" as an insult, cowards!

Ugh, bird flu? More like turd poo!

"lol i'm dead inside" - comedian

Can you imagine having snakes for hair? That shit would fucking suck lmao get wrecked, Medusa

"Oh wow, this post really blew up!" I say to the mirror, staring loosely as my eyes lose focus. "Don't forget to follow me if you like more content like this," I utter into the void. A sudden warmth washes over me as I whisper, "I can't believe it. I'm finally something now."

I don't think I'll ever get the hang of this

Wait, your thoughts can pay rent? How come nobody told me

Practicing my screams. Been getting pretty good at it.

What happened to the Internet? We used to have fun here. We've had ChatGPT for almost 3 years now, and nobody has even bothered creating a kitty cat version. I'm talking CatGPT, y'all.