it’s stripper appreciation day according to the pleasers email I received this morning so please, feel free to appreciate me.

going to modest mouse tonight and I haven’t listened to a new album in 20 years. this will go swimmingly.

someone on reddit posted a pic of the merch from the orlando modest mouse show and there’s things I want but $40 for a shirt is making me wish I was 13 again and could buy two or three shirts for that price.

it’s entirely possible that I added a new tier to my fansly page! but I also may not have! I guess you’ll have to click the link to find out. fansly.com/spencerdarling…

go! run! meander! to my new account please and thank you

this would go hard with the British in 1765

drooling (contribute if ya nasty via bio or the replies)

for real because nothing new is going on this one any more. so if you’ve enjoyed me for the 10+ years I’ve had this acct and the 9+ years of Spencer, please click the lil button and I’ll be your best friend the more followers who migrate, the less annoying I’ll be

guess who has an updated pinned pic on their new account spencer

if you’ve been following me long enough, you should know I’m gonna continue to be annoying about this so do yourself a favor and stop following this account and go follow spencer

it’s fun because I’m rehashing old jokes and tweeting my ramblings and posting old pics because I can. so join me.

hey you remember how one day you thought I was cool and you hit that follow button? now be a doll and go do that on my new acct, please and thank you

follow my new account for more pretentious captions.

follow my newish acct before I cry