We all remember where we were when ROLL MODEL (whoever that is) brought out charli xcx as his Sally (whatever that means)

He thought the tree was a co-worker this man is a danger to society you can take away his guns but he will always find a way

excited for every ambitious corporate dem to go on this podcast expecting softballs from wine moms and instead absolutely disqualifying themselves in front of the 2028 primary electorate

“We have four years of Trump becuase your 107 days” is hard as fuck.

Two glasses of wine I become slutty Daffy Duck

This is fucking brutal dude

They’re doing this to a world-famous white activist only because she dares to support Palestinians Now imagine what they do to Palestinians It’s far worse than we know

New favorite movie just dropped

I think it’s so beautiful about myself that I never read or seen a single minute of Harry Potter like I really dunno who any of those little freaks are

I can’t believe Jared Leto has killed something else so beautiful that animorph looking freak will pay for all his crimes

No offense but this is the 8th greatest movie ever made

I would make this my license plate if I had a beautiful wife

My sources are telling me that Demi Lobito has indeed invaded Roku city and is threatening to perform

"what if I went to grad school" eventually comes for us all

No surprise that someone who signed up for Benjamin Netanyahu's legal defense team doesn't know the occupation is illegal.

hearing zohran speak after years of presidents with full blown dementia who can’t complete a full sentence feels like i am being electrocuted

Omg AIPAC is crashing out cause a politician handed back their blood money

As a kid I really thought cinema couldn’t ever get any better than this (and I was right!)

We fucked up not making one of these for Bowen yang

The interviewer here was none other than Macy herself