Just because we’re related doesn’t mean we’re family anymore. You’re a relative. That’s all. The idea that you gotta stick to your blood relatives is flawed because your parents aren’t relatives and yet they stick together? Careful, legacy is sometimes rooted in insecurity.

This year. Everything changes. I can feel it.

I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

Can I make a hook with a random word on the spot? #yes #offthetop

Can I make a song from the word momentum??

Can I make a song from the word “occasion”? #offthetop

I would push it even further and say God doesn’t send people songs any more than he send them answers to maths equations. It’s a gift, meaning you’re good at it. There’s no need for spiritualising it. Trying to maintain the “God sent me the song vibe” is nonsense. Ask for help

Divorce not being an option doesn’t mean they can never leave. It means choosing to behave so they never have to. It’s not about stripping freedom, it’s about taking responsibility.

If times can ever become uncertain, they were never certain in the first place.

What would gender inclusive slang sound like?

Marriage can either be the best or worst experience in the universe but it depends. Marry someone or be powerless and dependant and it’s hell Marry someone and be powerful and you’ll be in the most secure situation humans can be in. So you better start asking questions!!

If I worked on dirty Diana with Michael Jackson

If I got to work on neon with John Mayer

If I worked on you need me but I don’t need you with Ed Sheeran HQ #edsheeran #music #remix

Happy Sunday prophet Adele has a word for you this morning #funny

If Bruno Mars and I were in the studio

If sia went to therapy #parody #music #funny

If I had a studio session with gotye