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Flight back to Chicago is delayed, so I am sitting at the airport equivalent of a one-room schoolhouse for two hours. 😭

Now delayed until 830.

Lewisburg is such a small town that people have their birthday party at the Mexican restaurant *at the airport.*

Now delayed until 930. I just live here, now. At the Greenbrier Valley Airport. 🏠

LWB ➡️ ORD 🛫 (finally)

This was a very strange plane.

If anyone needs me, I'll be watching Mrs. Julia Child.

If I say I love you, I want you to know It's not just because there's moonlight, although Moonlight becomes you so.

It's Bastille Day! Vive la France! Vive la liberte! Vive l'egalite! Vive la fraternite! 🇫🇷

I'm thinking about the one that got away tonight. And the worst part of thinking about him is that we reconnected several years later & then he was the worst gay. He was so sweet and so pure until I sent him away for my own selfish reasons, and broke his soul. I think about that.

There’s nothing like the old boy bands.

All roads lead there

I am so fucking sick of hearing about Jeffrey Epstein.

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My MacBook is from 2016 (hey, it still works for what I need it to do!), but maybe it's time to source a replacement. Would the iPad Pro with Magic keyboard be sufficient to my needs? (Web browsing, work productivity, that sort of thing).

I decided on the MacBook, haha.

instagram.com/reel/DKz3hGMRh… I am literally dying.

"Random War Boys" would be a great name for a rock band.

Like that lucky old sun, give me nothin' to do But roll around Heaven all day

What if — and hear me out — I were to meet a Beautiful Asian Man™. and we fell in love?