The worst thing a female can do rn is text me "imagine sijaona mwezi"

FUN FACT Messi has met Brazil of more than 6 occasions and has 0 G/A against them

Ronaldo is eternal

This crazy Icl

Merino - Zubimendi is nuts but when they play together at Assnal only Rice shines😂

My roommate low key got superpowers she always sense when I buy a snack even from miles apart. She be all over me when I get back home I love that bitch tho

Her

I bring the table

Always grateful to God for creating weed, women and money. S/O to that nigga

Guler POCKETED Lamine Yamal?

Bruno is HIM

Dude might actually be a baller like his brother

Khoi😂

Xabi Alonso too

I'd even let him sleep with my wife. That's how you reward loyalty

FUN FACT : ANDRE ONANA IS A LA MASIA PRODUCT BUT PEDRI AIN'T

Shit

I think Cristiano Ronaldo scores the 1000th this season. We will be there

In our banter era, we have won more trophies than Arsenal

Lol I just checked Cristiano Ronaldo's Google website and every sentence since his birth is a world record😂🐐