Apparently the CrowdStrike snafu has awakened the QAnon machine.

My wife's a public school teacher. My son will soon be one, too. School vouchers lead to less pay for teachers, fewer professional development opportunities, chilled speech, and poorer outcomes for disadvantaged students. Kamala Harris, we don't want Shapiro to be your VP.

The real story is “Musk doesn’t care enough to do the very least he can for his favored candidate,” and “Trump’s campaign buys $20 mic on Amazon Prime for what was supposed to be his triumphant return to Twitter.” They’re both very unserious about their job. And unfit to lead.

where other people might normally say "shit the bed" or "screwed the pooch", I’ve decided I’m going to say "fucked the couch" from here on out it could catch on pretty quickly, y’all should try it out with your friends and see

No, in fact, I can't hear you now, Verizon.

It’s pronounced “walls” goddammit, JD Vance.