u can block me but u cant unmasturbate to my pics

Watching the Sopranos for the first time ever. I will either shut it off within the first 20 minutes or make this my entire personality for the next 3 months, there is no in between.

“Do you want to just split mine and that way we can each get more food?” I will suck your dick right now

Arms looking like you’ve never lifted a day in your life

لوران this why i hate dumbass kids. she laughing bc she nervous and here you go chiming in your dumbass opinion so you can get some chuckles from the class

I need men to know that the biggest flex isn’t your height. It’s your ability to retain your hair

360° spin down the stairs makes the skateboard less impressive

But do you love the way they hang, babe?🤭 $chcc1123

loving a man is a humiliation ritual

Please stop sending money with your Twitter handle instead of messaging me because I am not playing hide and seek

Glg

When the coldbrew and adderall hit at the same time

The way I’m actually laughing from his response

IYKYK

Good morning from me and my very large breasts that you can pay to see 🥰

If you’re a frequent customer, you’ll be getting a huge surprise tomorrow :)

The Ozempic craze is honestly disturbing and straight up sloth-like to me if you don’t genuinely need it.

Yeah as someone who’s experienced drug shortages due to selfish idiots when i really need it, I sympathize with you