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Spartans Chairman

@spartans_chair

Parody account - My thoughts as The Chairman

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calendar_today02-05-2024 12:59:23

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Six months of ownership, and I'm running the club the way I run all my businesses by ignoring company law. My legal adviser, aka that bloke on Facebook, says I can be fined, but they've never fined me yet in all the years I've done it.

Six months of ownership, and I'm running the club the way I run all my businesses by ignoring company law.

My legal adviser, aka that bloke on Facebook, says I can be fined, but they've never fined me yet in all the years I've done it.
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Great result today. 21/20 for Leek to win. Great odds, the bookies are as clueless as me. I had £1500 left from the Stockton gate. I bet it all and won £3k. That's some more wages paid, so now I only owe them two weeks wages. It's all coming together.

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I'm trying not to disappoint my family again, but they're all succesful business owners with millions in the bank, and I'm not.

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Had to get the deal done for Friday. It means I can get back out in the Uber and do some Deliveroos too. I have to recoup my £60k somehow.

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While doing due diligence, I found that some of the consortium had offered to buy the club from Tony. He didn't want to sell it to some "chancers" so I got given it instead. If I was bad, how bad can it get under the new ownership 🤔😳😳

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Going through the shop stock the new team wouldn't take and I've got a couple of hundred of these. I'd better get them on Ebay. I need to recoup my £60k somehow.

Going through the shop stock the new team wouldn't take and I've got a couple of hundred of these.

I'd better get them on Ebay. I need to recoup my £60k somehow.
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Newcastle against Arsenal today. I can now go back to St James's Park. They'd barred me from going corporate as I was going table to table asking for sponsorship. They even took my bucket off me

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I was glad to get rid of the club before a floodlight failure on a Tuesday night. Apparently, it was the chairmans job to fix them, but I couldn't afford a screwdriver, and Tony took his ladders with him.

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Well, that's it from The Chairman. I think my work is done and it's time to go back to being a nobody. So it's adios from me and hasta la vista. Unless, of course, the new chairman wants to comment, then I'll be back 🤣🤣