Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

בתאבון 😘😍😋

I don't get this "Feed the Squirrels" song. "Let them know it's Christmastime!" What madness is this?

I'm sure of it now; there's a cat in this house.

Number 3 is me: Lessons from the Schoolyard: Why Do Dogs Hump? buzzhootroar.com/lessons-from-t…

We talked to a cop on our walk today. I want his badge. Might impress the squirrels when I patrol the yard.

Nice Lady refuses to acknowledge that it's dinner time. Even though I'm sighing really loud. SIGH.

What this country needs is more circular paths.

Maybe I should teach my dog to turn off the internet next? Because I have these first two down: fb.me/3JRZKjUMY

I've been having some trouble getting on Twitter lately. Would help if I had opposable thumbs.

Nara, Estonia: U.S. military vehicles paraded 300 yards from the Russian border wapo.st/1MPwSE1

Defeat Bailout for Iowa Dog Racing! change.org/p/let-s-end-gr… via Change.org

You guys aren't surprised by this are you? Study: Dogs Can Identify Liars, and They Don't Trust Them psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-co…

There is a cat in my house. I'm trying to play it cool but WTFH???

Bird outside is trying to communicate. "Chirpy, chirpy, chirpy". Anyone speak Bird?

Personally I think it was entirely appropriate for Belgians to tweet photos of cats, alerting police to whereabouts of dangerous suspects.

Here for example is one dangerous suspect, right in my house! #BrusselsLockdown #pt #help

This is me, enjoying some blossoms:

Ok, I won't lie, I was looking at the cheese. Could care less about flowers. x.com/sparkyflake/st…