I guess no one told Emelin that diving was a summer Olympics sport

Pretty nice of Petro-Canada to supply all the boys jerseys this year.

Girl, 11, shoots cougar trailing her brother ow.ly/u65qn

Love it when TV shows save the big reveal until after the break and I'm just like "Yeah, I got DVR"

Hey Avondale Golf Course I caught this guy taking a few "practice strokes" on the tee last year. @MultipleBeers17 #ballhunt

This is taking capturing the moment to a whole new level # gopro #beerfest #headsup

Ant cougs in the mux me n the Duff man are killing it Gate d-floor #grind #sweat #kids

TheTorontoSun Carolina school bans boy, 9, from bringing My Little Pony backpack, calling it "trigger for bullying." ow.ly/uGrxL"

Whoever coined the VelvetUnderGround the DIRTY deserves mad props because that name STUCK #DaveCamerons

If I had a dollar for every movie Morgan Freeman acted in I'd have like $107.

I once found an old potato in my basement that was funnier than Seamus O'reagan. Should've kept it-would have made a fitting host. #ECMA2014

"Michael James: Shot of the day Metro Building 6" is good #close " 'Boy Trevor!

Does anyone else imagine the World Hockey Championship as Team Canada's version of the Wharehouse Cup?

Biggest winners in PK Subban contract signing? The Barenaked Ladies, as he'll have them on loop about 72 times today. #idberich

Congrats to Jason Aldean for realeasing quite possibly the worst country song of all time. Must be about his career #burningitdown

Just witnessed a car with island plates slow down IN ANTICIPATION of a yellow light. Really threw me off...#cfa

Entering "902" in contact info for text messaging purposes has never been more useful. #TenDigitDialing

Mailman just delivered the key for my new drop box today. Kind of a tough way to go out.

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Would you f*# off Gillette ? We don't shave daily anymore.