@spookycena it's you x.com/taxicabstan/st…

so in other news @Khourndog is accusing me of (mentally) killing Josh and honestly I didn't do anything to deserve this

incredible x.com/SMueller97/sta…

What is a "piss lord"

Michael Cera

Bernie sanders making college free

dad jokes

Supporting gender equality

Feminist rants

Stepping slowly through an amazing sunrise. amp.twimg.com/v/f85fdb18-9aa…

Sunspot spotted! Black spot on the sun changed its shape & size over the week: go.nasa.gov/1NjcEWK Go to @NASASun

yikes this is me x.com/blackpxrade/st…

Tom Delonge to Debut New Batshit Crazy UFO Theory wp.me/p5LG8m-1P6

Weekend Pancake Report is back now with GnR

just realized that basically almost all bread is leftovers.

!!! x.com/NASA/status/77…

okay but John glasses,,,where the fuck did you g o ??? I need to see man

those whose ghosts are stealing,,,I love you+thank you for returning my glasses

I love me3eelweeeeee

every year I'm amazing