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โ€œLEE KUAN YEW NOWโ€ฆ โ€ฆbut, like, only the death penalty bit - not the whole explicit support of multiculturalism and immigration bitโ€

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If the US government announced it would be doing the same thing with all foreign nationals entering the country, these same people would be calling it based

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โ€œIf people need to submit an assignment but canโ€™t afford printing, they can just choose not to get an educationโ€ feels like a bit more of an unreasonable expectation than โ€œIf people are concerned about STIs but canโ€™t afford condoms, they can just choose not to have sexโ€

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The phrase โ€œincluding but not limited toโ€ฆโ€ seems redundant. The word โ€œincludingโ€ฆโ€ doesnโ€™t imply limitation.

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In the least neckbeardy way possible - why are internet feminists consistently some of the most touchy and humourless people in existence?

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Ngl Iโ€™ve been working a white collar corporate office job for nearly 5 years now and I still have no clue what it is that consultants actually do

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Itโ€™s wild how much of the Japanese language you can correctly guess just by saying an English word in your best impression of Takeo from COD Zombies

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To be perfectly fair I think they were trying to say that normal people donโ€™t have a *positive* net worth but thatโ€™s also not true - around 2/3 Americans and 3/5 Australians have a positive net worth. Itโ€™s largely correlated with age.