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Spanking Theatre

@spankingtheatre

✍️ A storyteller, writing for the theatre between your ears ✍️
Someone to read you bedtime stories, and smack your bottom.

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Erotic stories are far more than words to masturbate to. Collectively, they help us see sex and intimacy from different points of view. The most impactful stories might even make us reconsider the sexual script we’ve been following all our lives.

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We all follow a set of sexual beliefs and restrictions. Yet some rules we've imposed on ourselves might actually be assumptions with hazy origins, or been internalised from others. We hope behaving a certain way will avoid humiliation, or win the approval of someone we crave.

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Erotica can be unhealthy if it ever becomes an obsession, but that shouldn’t overshadow how extremely beneficial exposure to new ideas can be. Erotic content is like a travel brochure that helps us discover new places, preventing us from falling into a rut of sexual routine.

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Post about what makes you oddly weird, or intriguingly strange, or surprisingly different. We stand out not by shouting for attention, but by being unusually interesting whilst all around us is tepid and bland.

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If we play safe we risk becoming sexually bland and mundane, forever afraid of causing offence. But we can be as kinky or promiscuous or filthy as we want. We should curate our own sexuality, it’s anything but self-centred. Being sexually authentic is the hottest trait there is.

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We have greater sexual freedom than we think. We all crave novelty. Every human being would prefer great sex to unimaginative mediocre fumblings. Our partners want to be seduced. So here’s a fun bedroom game: for every fantasy revealed, you each get to remove an item of clothing.

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Writing about a spanking afterwards, even one you’ve delivered yourself, helps prolong the experience. Imagine being sent to sit on your sore bottom in detention, to write an essay on why naughty girls deserve good hard spankings. A well-smacked bottom should never be wasted.

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Naughty girls and boys ♥️ the posts that make them tingle, to enjoy properly when alone at last. But the very best way to review your accumulated filthy treasures is over a spanker's knee, bottom bared, with a screen on your back. Now, shall we see what really turns you on?

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Erotica shared is twice as hot. Twice the arousal. A naughty scene you can both re-enact. Best of all, you can spill your filthiest secret fantasies without even uttering a word.

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She'd been on her phone much too long, scrolling through such naughty filth. She could close the app, but if beckoned over for a panty check, the damp sticky smears would give her away. Then it would be panties off, and sent to fetch the hairbrush. That only made her wetter.

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Tickling and spanking are an awesome combination! Put them over your knee, spread their legs wide, and alternate between smacking their bum, and tickling their perineum. The intimate areas around the bottom hole are highly ticklish, making them the perfect tickle targets.

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Do naughty boys and girls who touch themselves taste different from the well-behaved? Can an expert tongue reveal who deserves a treat, and who deserves the cane?

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When tickling intimately, avoid the inner lips, vagina, and clitoris - to make the recipient even more sensitive and needy. Let her anticipation build. An over the knee tickling should feel like the antithesis of how she's used to masturbating. But it will be just as arousing.

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A silly girl who can’t help trying to block my tickling fingers as they rove between her legs will be made to hold her bum apart. Or be made to wear a spreader bar. Tickling proceeds until she loses control and explodes across my lap in one final convulsive breathless ticklegasm.