I tend to believe that the more religious you are, the more detached you are from reality. You start seeing every challenge as spiritual, even the little things that require simple reasoning.

I k!lled my soft spot sahii we jua nimejaa ngori ile mbaya

Walitoka Nairobi wakaenda mpaka Kisumu. Wakapata mtu na family yake. Wakamweka kwa gari wakaenda kumuua kwa cell Nairobi alafu wakajaribu ku dump mwili hospitali usiku wakisema aligongesha kichwa kwa ukuta ya cell. Murderers. Ndio maana niko kadi.

Can't believe there is a time I used to be a twitter addict Hadi my parents had multiple interventions to stop me from over tweeting.

Supporting arsenal has single handedly healed my depression this year

Take it then be born the third time.

Christianity huwa jaba tupu

Married men going to work with dirty socks baffles me. Hukufua during the weekend bibi akiwa brunch ?

Hii uber haina ata tint watu wananiangalia nikama niko kwa aquarium

The first step of filing returns is forgetting your password.

Kuna miaka ukifika punguza unnecessary sheng, ongea tu vizuri tutaelewana.

Interesting how wars are named after the country attacked: Vietnam War, Iraq War, Afghanistan War, Iran War... That's because if they were named after the attacker, it would be too confusing, since 80% of conflicts would be called the US war.

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

there should be a website where you can post your wishes and rich ppl who don't know what to do with their money can give you an anonymous gift🙂‍↔️🥹

Post a pic I see

Co worker situation

You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.

Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sinaga ubaya

You did, big up!!

It sucks 😞😞😞😞😞