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When some random unknown stranger solicits me into an online conversation and begins fishing for more personal information, like what I do for a living, how old I am, and what I look like . . . I always try to seal the deal with this attached photo.

Del Monte is filing for bankruptcy. Kind of shocking considering how much money they saved all these years by putting ONE cherry in their fruit cocktail. IFYKYK

In case allergies hinder your enjoyment of this recipe, Chitlins (pig intestines) can be used as a delicious substitute in this popcorn recipe. Let me know the location you're reading this from so I can send out a virtual full-body hug that borders on disturbingly creepy.

Good Grief!

i look at you with my human eye as you glitter with splendor in the sky now i know why

In the sixth season of The Flintstones, Dino magically vanished from all episodes. Fred killed him, turned him into a mess load of snorkasaurus burgers, and fed him at the family cookout. To hide Fred Flintstone's carnivorous ways, they introduced the audience to the Great Gazoo.

Once SpaceX tackles space travel to Mars, there will be a new game in town, and that game will be called . . . The 150 Million Mile High Club.

This is the perfect birthday gift for your Jewish mohel friend. His enjoyment will be even greater if he is authorized and trained to perform the brit milah.

When I die, I want my headstone to be a two-inch round steel pole firmly cemented in the ground. A regulation-size 8" soft play tetherball must be chained to the top of the pole. And after I die, I want my name to be changed to Wilson.

This has success written all over it. A 3-part musical fantasy film about the early years of Sauron. Prepare for a journey into your wildest imagination. I'm interested in what Sauron's singing voice will sound like. Here's a taste of what could be.

When did Meghan change her name to "climate change"?

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