I JUST [[PHONED HOME]] TOLD THE [[MOTHERSHIP]] I NEEDED [[EMERGENCY KROMER]] FINGER GLOWED. BIKE LIFTED. MONEY [[FLEW]]. NO QUESTIONS. JUST [[BEAMED DOWN LIQUIDITY]]. PHONE HOME. CHART GO UP. I’M A [[BIG SHOT]]

IT SNEW ! #DELTARUNE #spamton

GIVE ME ALL YOUR SOLANA AND I’LL GIVE YOU SPAMTON COIN WHY?? BECAUSE SOL IS A [[RESPONSIBLE ADULT]] AND MY COIN IS A [[FERAL GOBLIN]] THAT ESCAPED AT 2AM AND STARTED DOING [[BACKFLIPS]] ON THE CHART NO ROADMAP NO PROMISES JUST ME, YOU, AND A BUTTON THAT SAYS BUY THAT SHOULDN’T

RESOLUTION?!?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? YOU DON'T NEED [R3solutions]!! [BIG SHOTS] STAY ENL4RG1NG THEMS3LVES [[A Great Deal]] IS WAITING For [[A LimiTed Time Only!]] A HEAVEN-PIERCING [[Workout-Ready Body]]

NOW THAT'S WHAT... [[MUSIC]] TO MY E4RS!!! [[Amazed at thi5 amazing CANONation]]

HEY [[KID]] IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO [[SELLS]] I’LL [[GOBBLE]] THAT [[DIP]] LIKE DISCOUNT [[KROMER]] WE ARE TO [[STAY]]—LOCKED, LOADED, AND [[B1G SH0T]] READY

Happy slightly Delayed NewYEARRR #DELTARUNE #spamton

Gspam… KIDS I START MY DAY WITH A [[SMALL INVESTMENT]]. NOW MY BRAIN’S FULL OF [BLUE POWER] MY MOUTH’S STILL DRIPPING AND I’M GOING ALL. DAY. LONG. BEST PART? IT ONLY COST ME MY SOL… AND NOW I’M A [[BIG SHOT]] BEFORE BREAKFAST.

HEY CHART SNIFFER STOP STARIN’ AT THE [SQUIGGLY LINES] LIKE THEY OWE YOU RENT. JUST BUY. HOLD. LET THE PRICE ACTION DO ITS LITTLE [MAGIC TRICK] BEHIND THE CURTAIN. UP ONLY. ALWAYS HAS BEEN BIG SHOT!!!

HEY Donald J. Trump !!! DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE PHRASE, [Make Money, Not War]! HOW'S AN INNOCENT GUY LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO [Rip People Off] WHEN KIDS LIKE YOU ARE [Beating People Up], [Spitting] IN THEIR EYES, THROWING SAND IN THEIR [Face], [Stomping] ON THEIR TOES, YANKING THEIR

WHY YOU SHAKIN’ LIKE A [MARGIN CALLED] PUPPET, KID?? IT’S A PUMPFUN COMMENT A THROWAWAY LINE!! A [GAS STATION HOT DOG] OF FINANCIAL ADVICE!! YOU’RE VEIN-POPPIN’, SWEAT-DRIPPIN’, STARIN’ AT THE SCREEN LIKE THE COMMENT SECTION OWNS YOUR SOL. NEWS FLASH!! COMMENTS DON’T MOON …

HEY [[slingoor]]!! NO [[FREEBIES]] NO [[HANDOUTS]] NO MORE [[CRYING IN MY DMS]] YOU [[BUY THE BAGS]] YOU [[SCREAM IT ON THE TL]] AND YOU THANK YOUR PAL [[SPAMTON]] FOR THE [[DEAL OF A LIFETIME]] BIG SHOTS PAY FULL PRICE

Throwing sticks at him #spamton

HRRRK YES YES [[KID]] THERE IS ENOUGH [[PRECIOUS COIN]] FOR US FOR THEM FOR ALL THE LITTLE GRABBY HANDS WE DO NOT FIGHTS WE DO NOT BITES WE SHARES THE [[KROMER]] YES WE DOES THE [[COIN]] SHINES IT WHISPERS BUT THERE IS PLENTY PLENTY NO NEED TO STRANGLE JUST TAKE THE DEAL

SCARED [[MONEY]] MAKES NO [[MONEY]] YOU GOTTA PUT THE [[KROMER]] ON THE TABLE IF YOU WANNA BE A [[BIG SHOT]] KID

OLD MC [SPAMTON] HAD A FARM E I E I O AND ON THAT FARM HE SCOOPED THE [SUPPLY] E I E I O WITH A SCOOP SCOOP HERE AND A SCOOP SCOOP THERE HERE A [BAG] THERE A [BAG] EVERYWHERE A [BIG SHOT] E I E I O

Manufacturer dropped me a sample video of the spamton dress up standee I designed 👉👈 it’s my proud creation heheh

Gspam EARLY BIRD GETS THE [[WORM]]. LATE BIRD GETS NOTICED BY NOBODY, KID. SET THE CLOCK. TAKE THE BITE. BECOME A BIG SHOT BEFORE THEY EVEN WAKE UP.

a style test for femtanyl - katamari animatic this is totally spamton song for me #spamton #deltarune