G'night people in my phone.

Nothing against gayers but what the fuck. 😂

At last the sun's peeping through. Might take a walk into St Ives now. 😎

Yeah, by lobbing assorted groceries and the odd garden implement at them like something from the Generation Game. 😂

Genuine fans aside, I reckon these Oasis gigs are gonna be chocker with Slebs just jumping on the bandwagon. Thoughts?

"Internet persona" 😂

I'm getting Cathy Bates vibes here. At least someone's looking out for me. 👍

Rain stopped ✅ Pooch ✅ Grog ✅ Choonz ✅ Flying Bastard neutraliser ✅ Perfik! Happy Monday everyone!

No, you fuck off!

I'm actually on the fence here. Although it was a foolish thing to post, I think the sanction is Draconian. She played straight into their hands, especially given that some dickheads did actually try to set a migrant hotel on fire. It was a dead cert she'd be made an example of.

What's the issue? Am I missing something?

I must be a bit late to the party here, but surely I'm not alone in thinking that there are some decent accounts that have "attained" a blue tick status recently and now just post clickbait tweets for interaction. I've found myself avoiding them now. What a shame.

There are none so blind as those that will not see. A Guardian columnist, no less.

Does anyone know Jude's Mum? If so, can you let her know he's got her phone again!

Time for another game of "Where the fuck is Spam?"

That's me done. Night folks. 👍

Right you lot! Name the song and Artist that was at the UK number one slot on the day you were born. Mine was Lily The Pink by Scaffold. 😂

Does it have to be a someone? Could it not be an inanimate object?