The landing.. 😊

"I don't want to sound ungrateful, Carl, but I think I'll get the bus to work tomorrow"

I ordered a pair of AirPods Pro from Apple. Express Delivery via Currier. I thought it asked for delivery instructions. But apparently it was for the engraving. 😭☠️

"What makes you think I had anything to do with it?"

"Did you sleep well?" Me:

NEWS: St.Pancras station unveiled its Christmas tree today! We know, but it is a beauty. It's covered in books and there are cubby holes around the bottom where you can sit and read.

Seeing David Cameron this morning reminded me of this👇🏼

Now that David Cameron has magically reappeared it’s time to enjoy this classic Danny Dyer moment.

Me all week to everything: "I'll do it at the weekend" Also me, the entire weekend:

Merry Christmas to you. Over and out!

Loudest Silent Night ever.. 😂

"Bit windy out" 📸: Maurice van Berkel

I’ve been here for 15 years but I can’t see a time when I won’t call it Twitter. #MyXAnniversary

Hear Todd 🤠’s amazing transformation! We discuss moderation, vulnerability & the power of exploring sobriety. Is sobriety something you've considered? #health #sobriety #podcast

The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. 😒

“Razors” are rules that help you make better decisions. 15 of the most powerful razors you should know:

This is Hugo. He likes to use his brother's tail as a pillow. Unfortunately, this is way too exciting for his brother. 13/10 for both

"I don't like macaroni cheese. Why would you even ask me that? How dare you"

The next time someone asks you "How big is #Glastonbury?", a good way to try and start explaining the magnitude of the place would be to show them this clip of the Festival site captured from a hot air balloon 3000ft high in the sky... 🎈🪂🤯 🐦 #BirdsEyeView 📹 Fly Away Ballooning

"What time did you go to bed last night?" Me: Early, why.