The local vet was like “We’re unfortunately not taking new patients except mobile vet visits” ???? So I’m paying $45 for the vet that’s 0.5 miles from here to drive to my house because the alternative is drive 20 mins off the mountain with my insane old cat who hates the car.
Fondly remembering my cousin’s now husband trying to join the army but he couldn’t do push ups due to a ganglion cyst and my family absolutely blasted his ass to hell in group texts. “Sorry I can’t do that, due to…,,,,my GANGLION!!!?? CYST!!” etc